The Stereotypical Facebook Profile

Name: John Q. Facebook

Basic Information:
Networks: Louisville, Ky
Sex: Male/Female
Birthday: 1/1/1990
Interested in: Women/Men
Looking for: Dating, friendship, a relationship.
Political Views: My way is the only way.

Personal Information:
Activities: Hanging out, chillin' with friends, cruisin' with my buds, playin video games, sports, rollin' with my posse, workin' out, relaxin' with my pals, chillaxin.

Interests: meetin' new people, partyin', music, video games, women (men), and just about anything else I can do in what little spare time I have.

Favorite Music: I like just about anything....except rock, country, rap, pop, R&B, blues, jazz, ska, oldies, bluegrass, opera, techno, musak. Favorite bands are Dave Matthews, Nickelback, Keith Urban, Nelly, Justin Timberlake, Journey, Rascal Flatts.

Favorite TV Shows: I don't have time to watch much TV, but when I do, I like Grey's Anatomy, NCIS, Family Guy, The Office, CSI, American Idol, The Amazing Race, The Real World, Dancing With the Stars, Lost, One Tree Hill, 90210, Sportscenter, Scrubs, 24, America's Got Talent, So You Think You Can Dance, Extreme Makeover.

Favorite Movies: Old School, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Talladega Nights, Superbad, The Hangover, The Taking of Pelham 123, The Proposal, Year One, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Favorite Books: reading?? What's that??
Favorite Quotations:
Dance like no one is watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like no one is listening, Live like it's heaven on earth.
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
- Confucius-

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

About Me:
I met a guy on the red eye
He spotted my guitar
and said what do you do?
I said, I sing for a living,
Country music mixed with
a little rock and a little blues
He said I'm sorry
but I've never been crazy
'bout that twang and trains and hillbilly thing
What ever made you want to sing stuff like that?
I just looked at him and laughed and said

cause it's songs about me
and who I am
songs about loving and living
and good hearted women and family and God
yeah they're all just
songs about me
songs about me

So I offered him tickets
I said you'll see what I mean
if you show up tonight
he said I doubt you'll change my opinion
I'll be kind of busy, but hey man, I'll try

Then later on when we finished our songs
about scars and cars and broken hearts
I saw him, he was standing there
right next to the stage
and he shouted
man you were right
it was like you sang those

songs about me
and who I am
songs about loving and living
and good hearted women and family and God
yeah they're all just
songs about me
songs about me

So I'll just keep on singing
'til I hear the whole world singing those

songs about me
and who I am
songs about loving and living
and good hearted women and family and God
yeah they're all just
songs about me
songs about me

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