I've decided to try to focus more on posting more often, and making them shorter instead of the long posts I've been putting up lately. I'll post short as much as possible, and when inspiration strikes, they will become long.
So today I will begin with something that will become an ongoing series on this Blog: Things That Are Just The Best. What does this mean, you ask? Just what it sounds like...kind of. One of the most common expressions to go around my house is, "That's just the best." To what do we say this expression? Anything that is indeed NOT the best. So here we go with the inaugural list of thing that are "Just The Best."
1) Fat chicks who are so portly that they can be 8 months pregnant and not look any different than when they are not with child.
2) The hardened food particles you find on your dishes after running them through the dishwasher.
3) Toilet paper that is so thin that it rips as you wipe, leaving you with pungent fingers.
4) Having to take a crap when there is no toilet paper in the house, and instead of running out to buy TP, taking your shit and then cleaning up by taking a shower and shampooing your ass.
5) Volkswagon Jettas.
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